Plastic Barbie

15/08/2025©∞

7.56am

Plastic barbie, your adoring crowds

Believe your shit don’t stink, you must be proud!

Plastic Barbie, pink on pink,

Unforgiven still, stuck poop in sync,

Your music magic just a curse

As you spit out each stolen verse.

Plastic Barbie, industry ho,

As above so is below,

Your mocking mouth agape,

Resounding rhymes like an ape

Ape in tinsel leotard

Your butt is soft your heart is hard

Plastic Barbies fund the wars

The royalties stuck in their jaws

The rough beast slouching,

onstage pouting, credits flouting,

Plastic barbie, if you’re god

Heaven help the poorly shod!

Plastic Barbie in my car

Bobble head so lah di dah

Do some edits, claim the credits,

Piss on the old poet, 

you fed it whiskey, fed it gin, 

fed it roofies for a spin,

Fed it all that you could find,

Fed it lies and robbed it blind.

Plastic Barbie, you’re the ho,

Plastic glamour, plastic show,

Down the rotting highway go,

Money on your mind.

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